I think, then, you will find yourself short two treats in that case, because I've studied the most renown cook books in order to perfect my baking, and my chance of failure is edging on zero. In fact, the only way I could fail woudl be by sabotage, an unlikely outcome!!!

But... if you really want to make that deal, then I think it's only fair that I put my price on this wager. If you do enjoy them, then you have to admit to myself, and our whole team, that healthy treats are, in fact, just as good as any sweet.