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Pick a character, grab a prompt, post a comment - I can fill the prompt too if you'd rather
DUMB SHIPPING
01. reached for the last snack item at the same time au
02. accidentally ‘borrowed’ their towel at their gym au
03. saw their number graffitied on a toilet stall au
04. "which asshole hasn’t returned the dvd i want yet" au
05. parents signed them up for the same shitty art/science program au
06. met on omegle au
07. thirst follow au
08. mail keeps coming to the wrong address au
09. "you know you’re singing to your headphones out loud, right" au
10. beat the crap out of each other in online multiplayer au
11. worked really well together in online co-op au
12. "i think your dog likes my dog" au
13. kissed them as a distraction while stealing their wallet au
14. bury the body together date au
15. snack stuck halfway in vending machine and a fucker snipes it au
16. i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my number au
17. bend and *SNAP* au
18. we wore matching halloween costumes to this party au
19. we’re the only ones who didn’t get the email about class being canceled au
20. tried to get the candy bar that didn’t drop out of the vending machine and now my hand is stuck can u help me out au
21. we’re the only ones on campus who didn’t go home for christmas au
22. we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories au
23. accidentally fell in your lap while standing on this crowded bus" au
24. can u help me sneak my cat into my dorm au
25. accidentally got assigned the same library study room so I guess we’ll have to share for the semester au
25. It’s raining and u forgot your umbrella so come over and stand under mine while we wait for the bus au
26. I rented the apartment above your flower shop and in the last two months you’ve gotten a new flower I’m allergic to so I keep buying bouquets until I can figure out which kind it is au
27. met at a charity kissing booth au
28. sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
29. highschool party au with spin the bottle
30. neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
31. met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
32. 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
33. lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au
34. i fell asleep on your shoulder and you were too polite to move or wake me up au
35. we have the same luggage and didn’t check the tags before we left so i’m calling you to exchange suitcases (and you also had some interesting things in your bag so i’m excited to meet you) au
36. author of book gets seated next to someone reading their book and making entertaining faces at each scene au
37. bonding solely via eye contact over that annoying person on our plane that we’re both slowly becoming more and more exasperated about au
38. you fell asleep and i started making funny faces at your kid to keep them amused and the steward mistook us for a couple au
39. actually, any mistaken for a couple au
40. i’m afraid of flying and you were incredibly helpful and tolerant and sweet about it au
41. i made a horrible first impression at the gate or in line for airport food but now we’re sitting next to each other au
MERMAID AU
1.Good: Everything said about merfolks is wrong. They are reclusive, but not evil. Especially not this one. Maybe they even saved you. No matter what, they love you, absolutely. And, were you to be honest, it was love at first sight on your end, too. But that doesn't mean you can be together...at least, not easily.
2. Bad: Come, jolly sailor bold. Come into the arms of a mermaid, and you will not regret it. They will hold you, and you cannot resist, even as you're dashed against the rock.
3. Wild: Good and evil cannot be applied to mermaids here, for they are like any other wild creature, more beast than man. Yet the more they're exposed to the kindness of humans or others who live on land, the more fond they grow towards it - and those who show them that kindness.
4. Ignorant: The mermaid's intentions are good, yet he or she doesn't realize what they could do to hurt their land dweller lover.
5. The Mermaid Dilemma: What can be done if someone wants to do more with a mermaid than give them kisses or sweet words? Not much, it seems. At first glance, that is, though who knows what can happen if one puts their mind to it.
6. Not What Was Expected: Beauty is always expected of a mermaid, but what if such a creature looked more like fucking hell blown over (there was a link here but i dont give a fuck)? Who could care for such a beast? Well, there's still charm there, and with enough personality, appearances can be looked past.
KAWAII AS SHIT
1. Sweet dreams It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
10. Moment after You just had incredible, vigorous sex (playing out is totally optional) and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
11. Ménage à trois Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
12. Player's choice Pick one or make up your own!
RANDOM SCENARIO
TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!
ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honour → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.
SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hatesex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
idefk i do what i want okay
He can't even deny that, so he let's them be. But he can't call Rin or Ai up, they're probably busy doing Samezuka training stuff. Or doing the boyfriend stuff, too. Man, maybe Nagisa needs to get a girlfriend or something. Gou already has the Mikoshibas fighting over her, so she's out. Aside from that, he doesn't know many girls. Ugh, he'll have to think of something later, right now he's just bored.
And the answer to boredom is always...! Call up that friend you know won't be doing anything and see what they want to do. Ring ring, Rei, Nagisa's calling.)
hell yeah you do
He checks his phone when he hears the music go off (probably something
kawaiibeautiful like this), and sees that it's friend. Of course, he's glad for the call. The house has been quiet.))Nagisa-kun? Is there something you needed?
poses
Also that's a shitty ringtone, change it now.) Rei-chaaaaaaaaaaaaan, I'm booooored!
(Hi or something, I guess.)
poses more fabulously - butterfly wings included
I'm in the middle of baking right now. If you want to do something you'll have to come here or wait a couple hours so I can finish.
naw i'm way more fab
But that makes him more excited!!! FOOD.) Ohhhh, what are you making, Rei-chan? Cookies? A pie? Iwatobi Cream Bread?
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you cant just say its simply so!!! i demand a recount
you can only demand recount if there was a vote and there wasn't
(Click.)
then theres no proof, it would seem, of whos more fabulous
((A hefty sigh. Okay, Nagisa would be over soon hoping for cake. He looks at the ingredients in front of him and considers what to do for a moment, turning toward the timer still left on the cake.
Five eggs left in the basket, still half a bag of flower, cinnamon is a bit low but perhaps he can compensate for that with a different flavour.... It takes x amount of time to prepare the batter plus approximately 5 minutes of stirring for minimum volumosity add three for ideal levels. If T equals the time it takes Nagisa to sprint to Rei's house, considering Nagisa would certainly sprint for cake, subtract T from m equaling the time that it takes to-
He calculates quietly in his head what to do about Nagisa coming over. Because math will tell you how to handle your best friend surprise visiting and hoping for cake...))
im your mama, are you saying a fucking swimming anime dude is more fab than me
But yeah, Nagisa will bust down this fuckin door for some of that damn cake in a minute. For now, it's just polite knocking.) Rei-chan, I'm here!
do you wear skintight butterfly swimsuits and add butterfly wings?
((it takes him a moment, but he does eventually come. He has a mixing bowl in his hand.)) Er, come in. It'll be a while longer before it's ready, sadly, I had to start another cake.
i did when i was 6
(And now he's just beaming like the sun.) You're making two cakes for me!? I never even get that much on my birthday! (BESTEST BUTTERFLY BRO.)
then you are perhaps a little kawaii
i was a huge kawaii when i was 6
Except.) But I thought Rin-chan didn't like sweet things.
(WHO GIVES A SHIT, HE GETS CAKE.) That sounds like fun! We can make a cake together, Rei-chan! (He kicks off his shoes and enters Rei's house, eager to start.)
still a huge kawaii
Well... yes, Rin-senpai said as much, but I promised him these treats were highly nutritious. Sweet, though it may be, it's the perfect combination of nutrients and snack food to great the perfect cake!
The first one should be done soon. ((he glances at the oven.)) It would be nice if you wouldn't mind putting the icing on, Nagisa-kun.
not really
We'll have to dump giant globs of frosting on it to make it unhealthy again! (THE POINT OF TREATS IS THE UNHEALTHY PART, YOU DINGUS.)
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Aside from that, I took care with the frosting as well to ensure it was a little healthier. Globbing more on is just gluttonous and overwhelming.
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Rei-chan, that's the whole point of cake! It's supposed to be sugary and filling and all that good stuff! (NEVER OPEN A BAKERY.)
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But... if you really want to make that deal, then I think it's only fair that I put my price on this wager. If you do enjoy them, then you have to admit to myself, and our whole team, that healthy treats are, in fact, just as good as any sweet.
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But, please, here's the icing. This is for Rin-san's cake. I'll be in charge of ours once it's finished. Please wash your hands first, and don't put your finger into the icing, either.
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At least his fingers aren't in the icing!)
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Rei turns, stares. and.))
NA GI SA! That's even worse!?!
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